Meet Iceberg. A massive competitor - 7'2" and 471 lbs. "I'm not a bigger, slower version of Glacier! HONEST!" he says.
And look, here's the Disco King, as mentioned by Sweet Candy Andy just minutes ago. Those goldfish platforms look pretty stylin', don't they? Yeah. And check out the leapin' 'fro! Groovy. "I'm not a black version of Disco Inferno! HONEST!" he says.
Take a look at "Sexy Shawn B." Bald, beautiful? Hey, women think Patrick Stewart is sexy for some reason; they ought to find this guy a real treat. (?)
Here's the newest tag team in the Image Factory: Nihongo Douryoku - Japanese theatre performers. Kabuki and the Great Noh want those belts, and maybe find a new audience while they're here. Entertainment Industry watch out: there's a new act in town!
Finally, we come to the dregs of the Image Factory: Donnie Da Costa. He's been burning up the other wrestling ranks, and you might remember him as Distruct. Now, if he could only roleplay, maybe he'd get somewhere in the STWF. From now on, name recognition means squat.
Alright, the names are on cards in this hat. The first three are "Team A" who will be facing "Team B", the next three names, at Canada Day Chaos in the first round. Same with teams "C" and "D" who fight each other. And now for name number one...
It's the "Kinder, Gentler" Executioner! Whoever gets him will be in for an interesting night! And now the next name...
Oh wow...it's BOHEMOTH! This is shaping up to be one amazing team! The final member of team A, coming your way...
It's Colonel "Pops" Khorne of the Rogue's Gallery! Three former champions will make up the first team. It certainly is an A-level team. I wonder how team "B" will make out. Here's the first name...
It's STWF North American Champion, THE TIGER! With Bohemoth on team A, there's already some genuine heat! Who's joining the Tiger? Let's see...
It's fellow Inner Circle member, Not Prisoner X! They have experience together, making them more of a force, but if they make it all the way, they just might have to fight each other! Who will fill out this team, and indeed, this session? I'm digging in the hat...
Interesting. It's Mira Maniac! An Asylum Alliance member! Can he work together with two guys from the Inner Circle, and AGAINST Bohemoth on the other side? Wow...I'm already excited for Canada Day Chaos! But wait, teams "C" and "D" are coming your way! Can they top this? I doubt it very highly! First name...
Tyrone Mayhem! Solid competitor, and Inner Circle-ite. He's joined by...
the Stalker. We haven't seen much from him, this will give him a good chance to shine, if he can. Finally...
I don't believe it! It's Carnage! Stalker's ally! He'll get to fight alongside his sometime tag team partner! What a team! Now...who will they fight? Let's see...
The first member of Team "D" is Beast. Inner Circle on both sides here. But I'd like to remind you that Beast Light will NOT be taking part in Canada Day Chaos. Beast is accompanied by...
Newcomer Guan Yu! He's had his debut today. Let's hope he can get some skills before July hits. Here's the final participant that we will draw today....
It's the man...the myth...the legend....BILL! Ouch. I feel so sorry for Beast, and Guan Yu, too. But maybe BILL will surprise everyone. Let's not forget, StreetMime was a former champion in this federation, and if that doesn't say anything, then I don't know. BRAAAAAP! I'm Gary "the Glutton" Gourmando, from the locker room.