Now of course all you morons know that I, the Rogue, hold a prestigious
spot on the STWF executive committee. But, unfortunately, and
unexplainably, I have no greater say on the board than any other exec!!
In the last few months, for reasons unbeknownst to myself, I have fallen
out of favour with the other members of the committee (My hunch is that
they didn't take too kindly of me switching their Viagra pills with
Pez!)
(Fans boo vigorously)
You think we don't get secondary treatment? How about another example:
Other wrestlers each get suites at 4-star hotels, equipped with King
size beds, shoe buffers, and air conditioning. They gave the gallery one
single motel room for the seven of us on the road; all with one bed and
poor ventilation! YOU try sleeping on the floor on a hot summer night
next to the Sheik without proper ventilation and see how ready YOU are
to step in the ring the next day!!
Not enough for you? I have more:
Other wrestlers get lean chicken breast pre-match to provide protein for
their muscles. The Gallery gets a half empty box of soda crackers and a
can of sliced beets.
Other wrestlers get free unlimited memberships at exclusive and well
equipped gyms, and qualified personal trainers to help them compete at
their peak physical condition. The gallery gets a used thighmaster, and
a "Sweating to the Oldies" tape with bad tracking.
Other wrestlers get makeup and wardrobe people to take care of their
cosmetics. We've got Rhythm back there powdering our noses, and Blues
is mending the letters back on to Khorne's trunks!
Now this is what I have to say to the my retarded fellow committee
members.
(mic goes out. Rogue looks disgusted. Fans cheer)